Ilana Glazer is a comedian, writer and act-chest who call Brooklyn home, and yet she’s never shown us her beard. We don’t mean beard as in the cover for same-sex love. No, we mean her bush. The closest we’ve come to skin from this kinky brunette is in the TV series Broad City, the story of two women and their daily lives in New York City. Sounds small and mundane? Well, that’s where the jokes come from, because what’s funnier than size and lack of interest? In an episode called “Stolen Phone,” Ilana strips down to a lacy red bra, and we can see there’s nothing small or mundane about her tits. We just wish she’d follow her set up with a punch line in our pants.